Warning...VERY CORNY JOKE AHEAD!!!

Tuesday, April 06, 2004
WARNING - LOCK YOUR DOORS!!
Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home! A Houston man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his rump.

Police suspect...ARE YOU READY FOR IT...